Lucy Taken :)
There's more too but im far too lazy to list them all.
2014 is half over and
- -i lost no weight
- -didn’t learn anything
- -haven’t made an effort to save money
- -still ugly
"I think you should grow your hair out."
I think you should shut up and mind your own damn business.
They warned me and I listened but THEN I DIDN’T HAHAHAHAHAhaha
plot twist: JK rowling writes a series on voldemorts point of view
"i looked in the mirror and cried. i look like an egg"
everyone who thinks im cute because theyve seen my selfies online have got a nother thing coming tbh lol… cameras cannot pick up how beautiful i am in real life
I found out santa wasnt real because I got a spy kit that christmas so i fingerprinted my mom and matched it to the fingerprints i dusted on the milk mug i left out… Im on that next level shit
*hears one second of sound from a lotr movie* are you watching lord of the rings